Del Valle local, Beth Dutton, is one of many new Austin Jabronis club members for season 2022.
"I love guns, booze and Jesus... So when I saw the Austin Jabronis players selling club memberships outside the local bodega I had sign up cos their guns were out, they offered me booze and Jesus they were mighty fine... " Beth explains.
Asked if she's familiar with the sport of rugby, Beth replied, "All I know is... I wouldn't mind scoring a trydown on one of their players!!"
Unfortunately, Beth later filed to cancel her Austin Jabronis club membership after learning that the only single players in the team were the fat ones.
We'll keep you updated as the story develops...
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