"Local battler confirms, he’s had a good Xmas/New Year’s break… "
Belconnen local, Kye Moey, acts surprised as he reviews his bronco time after returning to preseason training last night.
Mr Moey claims, "That’s actually pretty quick considering I accidentally cut my inner thigh this morning whilst shaving… " 👀 recording a 7.42 min bronco time just 2 minutes slower than his previous time recorded 2 weeks ago.
Asked if he’d completed the running program set by the team strength and conditioning coach during the Xmas break, Moey confusingly replied, “Jesus died on the cross… So sorrrrrryyyy for paying my respects!!”
We'll keep you updated as the story develops...
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