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ENGLISH RUGBY FAN CLAIMS THAT SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE RUGBY IS DEAD

 

Local West Sussex man, Craven Moorehead, was quick to throw shade at southern hemisphere rugby following the loss off all 4 nations that make up The Rugby Championship over the weekend.

Moorehead, who plays 3rds for London South 1 League club Chichester RFC, immediately started an impromptu "Jesus Can't Play Rugby" remixed chant at the local pub with his Chi RFC teammates.

The All Blacks can't play rugby cos they can't even beat an egg (x3),
Now cook yourself some f*ckn eggs!!

The only 2 All Blacks supporters at the pub were the Chichester RFC 1st XV kiwi imports who both claim to be best mates with one of the current All Blacks.

On the other hand, the 3 Springboks supporters at the pub were in fact Irish fans just getting behind whoever is playing against the English.

Moorehead, full of Guinness and Columbian Courage Powder continued to howl shade across the pub throughout the evening.

"Do you geezahs even train anymore??"

"The French killed Harambe and now they've just killed the All Blacks!!"

"Bambi put up more of a fight than the Springboks!!"

Moorehead declined to comment further after getting king hit by a random Aussie after his final trolling remark, "The Wallabies & Argies are to The Rugby Championship what Scotland & Italy are to the Six Nations... Just there to make up the numbers!!"

We'll keep you updated as the story develops...

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