"Local 32-year-old Instantly Regrets Playing Rugby 7s..."
Local Brisbane man, Lou Briccant, was quickly exposed last weekend at the BrisVegas Rugby 7s.
Briccant, still riding high on his high school rugby success from over a decade ago, was cruelly stripped of his dignity on the field last week after agreeing to a last minute call up for the PAC Baabaas at the BrisVegas Rugby 7s.
"I really thought I was going to have one of those Quade Cooper moments, it probably doesn't help that I punch more darts than John Daley and have a rig like a pawn shop water bed," said Briccant.
Like most 30 something-year-olds, he placed most of his faith in pre-workout, Gaviscon and Hydralite to achieve the aerobic fitness he so desperately needed.
Like most 30 something-year-olds, he placed most of his faith in pre-workout, Gaviscon and Hydralite to achieve the aerobic fitness he so desperately needed.
"Sevens is basically the cross fit of rugby, there were more shirtless blokes there than a pride festival" said a visibly insecure Briccant.
"Yeah nah Rugby is a game of all sizes, Sevens is a game of one size; tailored fit".
"If rugby is the game they play in heaven, then sevens is the game they play in hell right before the State of Origin"
Briccant declined to comment further after receiving a notification that his wife was now mutual friends with the Fijian Cripples.
More to come...
"Yeah nah Rugby is a game of all sizes, Sevens is a game of one size; tailored fit".
"If rugby is the game they play in heaven, then sevens is the game they play in hell right before the State of Origin"
Briccant declined to comment further after receiving a notification that his wife was now mutual friends with the Fijian Cripples.
More to come...
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