“Rugby Australia turns it’s back on Fox Sports to sign a lucrative broadcasting deal with the Pornhub Network”
After holding out on re-signing a broadcasting deal with Fox Sports, it's rumoured that Rugby Australia is set to announce their partnership with the Pornhub Network. It’s only fitting for the Australian rugby community after countless years of watching their beloved national team get f*cked by All Blacks.
We asked an Australian rugby fan for his thoughts on this rumoured partnership.
Mike Oxlong from Brisbane explains, “Yeah nah it’s pretty f*ckn spot on if you ask me… Which you just did so yeah nah… It’s a funny one cos just like the content on Pornhub I haven’t seen an entire Wallabies game to the end.”
With now Qantas pulling out sponsorship, faster then Michael Hooper getting on the phone to snitch on the boys for missing curfew, we asked our followers who they think should take over as major sponsors of the Wallabies.
Some may say we have some f*ckd up followers but we like to think they are really insightful.
Who do you think the Wallabies should partner up with??
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